eat more broccoli
5.28.2004
if only anyone knew of my distaste for ironing dress shirts, they would buy me this. sure it's ugly, and bulky, but i bet it doesn't leave those pressed lines down your sleeve.
5.27.2004
5.21.2004
finally, a democrat grows a set!
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also, i rather enjoy lewis black, so it's nice to see he's getting his own HBO special. must make a note to watch/tape that.
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and:
who in the FUCK are these kids?!? i only got a car summer after my junior year of COLLEGE because i'd be needing it to do an internship that summer, and even then i didn't really want a new one. people wonder why kids don't vote... this is why. they don't have shit to worry about, what the president does does not effect their little sheltered lives. ew.
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woah... ok. this list makes me want to say fuck the cleveland browns. also, very interesting to see which local companies can kiss my ass, and which ones might be ok.
also - note the number of donators that live in gates mills. and i knew i always had a valid reason for hating the osborns... augh. what fucking jews though. the biggest construction firm in lake county can only donate $500 whereas marous (whom i believe is smaller) donated $2k to kerry. ew.
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also, a great article marah sent me:
what abu ghraib taught me
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also, i rather enjoy lewis black, so it's nice to see he's getting his own HBO special. must make a note to watch/tape that.
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and:
who in the FUCK are these kids?!? i only got a car summer after my junior year of COLLEGE because i'd be needing it to do an internship that summer, and even then i didn't really want a new one. people wonder why kids don't vote... this is why. they don't have shit to worry about, what the president does does not effect their little sheltered lives. ew.
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woah... ok. this list makes me want to say fuck the cleveland browns. also, very interesting to see which local companies can kiss my ass, and which ones might be ok.
also - note the number of donators that live in gates mills. and i knew i always had a valid reason for hating the osborns... augh. what fucking jews though. the biggest construction firm in lake county can only donate $500 whereas marous (whom i believe is smaller) donated $2k to kerry. ew.
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also, a great article marah sent me:
what abu ghraib taught me
5.20.2004
big 3 fear toyota is becoming the big one
well... duh! it's like marah said to me the other day, "a used toyota will work fooooor-ever." whereas a used GM/Ford/Chrysler... notsomuch.
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also, John McCain rules:
"The Speaker is correct in that nothing we are called upon to do comes close to matching the heroism of our troops," McCain said.
"All we are called upon to do is not spend our nation into bankruptcy while our soldiers risk their lives. I fondly remember a time when real Republicans stood for fiscal responsibility. Apparently those days are long gone for some in our party."
well... duh! it's like marah said to me the other day, "a used toyota will work fooooor-ever." whereas a used GM/Ford/Chrysler... notsomuch.
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also, John McCain rules:
"The Speaker is correct in that nothing we are called upon to do comes close to matching the heroism of our troops," McCain said.
"All we are called upon to do is not spend our nation into bankruptcy while our soldiers risk their lives. I fondly remember a time when real Republicans stood for fiscal responsibility. Apparently those days are long gone for some in our party."
5.19.2004
amen, my brother... amen.
5.18.2004
btw, i'm still not bitching about gas prices because i just filled up for only $12.70.
5.17.2004
la la la.
old people are horrible drivers.
old people are horrible drivers.
5.14.2004
"god i hate the vatican" -m.
ok, um... honestly, it blows my mind that anyone is still catholic. seriously.
you know if this were me they've have handcuffs on me faster than i could say "but officer..." but THIS OLD BAG gets off the hook cos her son is a judge and shit?!?
again: FUCK TEXAS!
again: FUCK TEXAS!
5.11.2004
dear sweet christ, i love the black list:
GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER: We're barely even into May and it's already hotter than boiling monkey shit. And like the trucker hat, it's a sad, dead trend that won't be going away for a while. The end result of this mess for guys is a rather soggy mess known in certain circles as "Swamp Ass," a direct effect of the sweat glands in the nether regions working double time in a vain effort to keep the goods cool. When coping with swamp ass, a fella can do one of two things:
1. Go to the 99-cent store and buy a spatula specifically for peeling your balls from your inner thigh.
Live the Miller High Life like a true gangsta and drop an Abe Lincoln on Gold Bond Medicated Powder, available at any pharmacy.
2. Opt for Gold Bond -- Its triple medicated formula will have your junk as dry and cool as Death Valley on Christmas Eve. Each granule is so powerful that even the smallest dab feels like a million tiny blowjobs. For best results and greater euphoria, apply to freshly shorn nalgas, which if you're not already doing, step into the 21st century. Not even Andre 3000 can find a girl who likes a hairy tea bag. A -- Todd Munson
GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER: We're barely even into May and it's already hotter than boiling monkey shit. And like the trucker hat, it's a sad, dead trend that won't be going away for a while. The end result of this mess for guys is a rather soggy mess known in certain circles as "Swamp Ass," a direct effect of the sweat glands in the nether regions working double time in a vain effort to keep the goods cool. When coping with swamp ass, a fella can do one of two things:
1. Go to the 99-cent store and buy a spatula specifically for peeling your balls from your inner thigh.
Live the Miller High Life like a true gangsta and drop an Abe Lincoln on Gold Bond Medicated Powder, available at any pharmacy.
2. Opt for Gold Bond -- Its triple medicated formula will have your junk as dry and cool as Death Valley on Christmas Eve. Each granule is so powerful that even the smallest dab feels like a million tiny blowjobs. For best results and greater euphoria, apply to freshly shorn nalgas, which if you're not already doing, step into the 21st century. Not even Andre 3000 can find a girl who likes a hairy tea bag. A -- Todd Munson
5.10.2004
two lessons here:
1) SUVs kill. mostly because people think they're safer in them, so they undercompensate and drive shitty. as this person did.
2) don't speed with children in the car!! unless of course you just see them as property and not human life in need of protecting.
deadliest in maine's history... whatever. cleary, maine is lucky.
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also, i don't care how fat and weird robert smith looks these days, i'm going to this. who's with me?
1) SUVs kill. mostly because people think they're safer in them, so they undercompensate and drive shitty. as this person did.
2) don't speed with children in the car!! unless of course you just see them as property and not human life in need of protecting.
deadliest in maine's history... whatever. cleary, maine is lucky.
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also, i don't care how fat and weird robert smith looks these days, i'm going to this. who's with me?
scarlett... oh my!
5.07.2004
if anyone ever wants to throw me a birthday party *hint, cough*, this would be the playlist to use..
test.
