she read me rickey-tickey-tavey on the bus

oh for crying out loud... do we have nothing better to get upset about? i've been watching R-rated movies since I can remember (having HBO at a young age rules. no, seriously, I turned out just fine. bovs.) not to mention this story is about TEENAGERS seeing R-rated movies. like they're not having sex anyway, who cares if they see it on the big screen? these passes are not being handed out to 3rd graders. grr...